So Funny!! Here Are The 7 Types Of Okada Riders In Nigeria (Share Us Your Experience)
Hi Naijaparite,
Good day and hope you all are doing great?
No matter how Rich or Poor you are, we all have the Okada experience one way or the other
Just in case you don’t know, here are the 7 Types Of Okada Man You Will Meet In Nigeria.
Let’s Go!
1. The Ones That Will Take You To Your Destination With No Wahala
This ones don’t have wahala at all.. They just ask where you are going and they will take you there without any wahala.
They are very calm, matured and respectful.
2. The Ones That Will Greet Everyone From Lagos To Kampala
Iya Kabiru, Brother Semiu, Bro James – That is what you will be hearing as he drives off.
They are the Popular jingos and they know everyone driving and trekking by – They can use 3 hours to cover a 10 minutes journey.
3. The Ones That Blames The Government For Everything, Even For Not Seeing Puff Puff To Buy In The Morning
This ones can complain for Africa. You won’t even talk to them before they spark up a Discussion with you and start saying Jargons.
The Government is responsible for all their Misfortunes including the Boxers they spread on the wire that refuses to dry
If you are not careful with this kind of Okada Riders, the Spit that will fall on your face will beat Lekki Flood during Rainy season.
4. The Ones That You Have To Give Direction To
This set of Okada riders knows nothing… Oga turn left, E don dey will be the frequent words flying out of your month every mins
Yet them sabi charge die.
5. The Ones That Will Tell You That Your Money Is ₦1,000
This ones knows how to charged die
5 minutes journey they will just charge you anyhow as if they carried you from Lagos to Ibadan. Very heartless people.
6. The Ones That Drive Like They Have A Spare Life At Home
This are the Ruffians.. They just do anyhow they like on the Ride as if they have spare life at home if they waste the one they are currently.
When you caution them to take it easy, they can even abuse you on top as if they own it.
They fear nothing Me, I kuku know myself, I go just them say the next bus-stop owa ooo
7. And The Ones That Doesn’t Understand English
This ones are the Most Terrible set
English them no sabi, Yoruba mba.. The only thing dey know is that Tapping them by the shoulder means Stop
They are mostly Hausa/Fulanis.. They are calm but you might open your eyes at Heavens Gate because they don’t understand “Oga Small Small ooooo” when they are driving rubbish.
The End!!!!
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Which Type Of The Above Listed Okada Men Have You Ever Encountered?
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