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Adamu Garba App: 5 Facts You Need To Know About Crowwe

The Crowwe app has been described as an instant messaging and financial transaction app that comes with a digital wallet that helps to transfer and receive money while chatting has received worst reviews
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What is Crowwe App

Crowwe is a Nigerian multi-purpose app built to ensure privacy in instant messaging, ease mobile payment, and let you connect with friends and family while building business and life.

It use cutting-edge technology to put the most advanced instant messaging platform and online payment system in place, but it is also a place where you can create a community, have fun, and interestingly, make fortune.

The goal is to build a world-class Nigerian social media app that does better than the ones brought to us from abroad in terms of building fortune, earning fame, and having fun.

That is why it sum our purpose up into three words: fortune, fame, and fun.

But the lure of it actually comes from the peace that comes with knowing that your chat history can no longer be screenshot without your permission or even shown to a third party.

Or have you seen our digital wallet that people are talking about? It lets you transfer and receive money at a go without even closing your chatting app. It is that simple.

Who owns Crowwe app

Adamu Garba is the CEO of Crowwe App.

Crowwe is a result of several years of hard work and technological ingenuity, developed by Gloomme Business Connection, a subsidiary of IPI Group Limited, award-winning software integration and digital solution company that has worked with governments, NGOs, corporate institutions, and several businesses across West Africa to build varieties of digital solutions. They are also the face behind Gloomme, a professional social networking app aimed at arresting the problem of unemployment in Africa

Adamu Garba App (Crowwe) Deleted

Andriod maker, Google has deleted Adamu Garba’s social media app, Crowwe from its play store.

The removal comes weeks after the founder touted the app as an alternative to the banned microblogging platform Twitter in Nigeria.

Crowwe App Review

Adamu Garber is a dude best known for having the guts to threaten Jack Dorsey, the CEO of Twitter, on Twitter. He also shamelessly tried to use the #EndSARS protests to promote his app, Crowwe. The app has been described as an instant messaging and financial transaction app that comes with an easy-to-activate digital wallet that helps you transfer and receive money while chatting with your loved ones.

You see, someone suggested that I do a review of Crowwe for fun and I thought it was a good idea. So I went to the app store to download it when I decided to check out the reviews. You guys, the reviews I saw had me like:

That is how the direction of this week’s instalment of “So You Don’t Have To” came to be about me sifting through the Croww app’s worst reviews and bringing you the funniest ones.

Let’s start with Bode, who thinks that the app’s logo looks like the logo for ISIS.

He also thinks the dashboard looks fraudulent. I laughed till I cried.

Oreoluwa calls the app a terrible knockoff of Twitter, Instagram, and WhatsApp with a picture quality so shitty that looking at it is like watching a snuff film on NTA.

She mentioned the picture quality twice so you know it’s really bad.

Austin is convinced that the app is lowkey being used to recruit members for terrorist organisations.

Damn

Igy says that the app turns phones into one of those hot stones they use for massages.

Or a literal time bomb.

Fache claims the app gave him a plethora of infectious diseases.

Even the Hantavirus???

Eunice says the app’s very existence is creating holes in the ozone layer.

Shoutout to Eunice for looking out for the environment.

Olalekan says that this app is the best way to have the EFCC knocking down your door.

It sets you up AND jails you? It really do be your own app.

According to Pelumi, the app looks like it was designed by a child.

This makes me imagine a sick Victorian-era child sitting in front of a computer and I am wheezing.

Precious says the app destroyed a transformer in his area.

My prayers go out to Precious in this (literal) dark time.

Bennette is upset that the app keeps attacking people with porn ads. Kinda like that one episode of Black Mirror starring Daniel Kaluuya.

Imagine using the app in public and a very loud ad for “Backdoor Sluts 9: Brianna’s Revenge” starts playing.

Chizor says that this app is responsible for giving President Buhari arthritis and destroying his ears.

Well, that one guy did claim that the antichrist will be an artificially intelligent robot. Could this app be that?

In the sea of negative reviews, I found a few good ones. Without commentary, here are 10 good reviews I found. See if you can spot a pattern.

Well, let me be going sha.

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Alamu Tosin

The writer is Alamu Tosin. I have three strong passions in life — football, blogging and movies — in that order. I love spending time with friends talking about the important things in life and hate nothing more than ‘authority’ and hypocrisy. My personal believe in life is that once an individual sets his/her mind to achieve something, it is totally possible. And oh!, I am a strong Lannister, because I always pay my debt. For writing or fixing gigs, contact tosinalamu@gmail.com.

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